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"So what? You failed your finals. You gained some weight. So what? You’re single again. You lost your job. So what? What now? You live. You try again. That’s what."


When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno



when your parents walk in when a sex scene is on 


(Source: hotboysofficial)


The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment


Reblogged from unretrieved, Posted by donatellavevo.

An icon never dies


An icon never dies


So tired today

Reblogged from rotting-lungs, Posted by rotting-lungs.

things that have no chill



-automatic toilets

-people who clap when the plane lands


i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

no offense but i want to set you on fire

(Source: dontcomethru)